I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
i can just imagine peter capaldi reading one of moffat’s bullshit scripts and going up to him like “steven you have to change this it makes no sense” and moffat is all “no it’s hilarious and perfect and ~*~sexy~*~ and i’m the showrunner” and peter’s just like
"i wrote and directed an oscar winning film you abhorrent frog now fucking change it"
We’re counting on you, Peter
Gary Foley, Aboriginal rights activist, Australia